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September 21, 1999
I told you! Today I got "skinny rat" pictures taken of me!
Here's me checking out Daddy's freshly-washed and folded shorts. Mom did a good job washing them, they smell good enough to eat! Teehee! That puts a whole new meaning on the phrase "eat my shorts" doesn't it?! Don't worry, I got Daddy to take a couple new shots of the babes, too. But, me first!!!
Mom and I like to relax on the couch. Well, actually, she relaxes - she says all I do is run around like a little maniac. Pardon me, but if you had been confined to nine little babes all day, wouldn't you want to do some exploring too?! Look at my tummy! I look like a rat again! Geesh - Mom's never seen me so un-pregnant-looking before! Now! The new pictures of the babes! Mom thought she could line them up and they'd stay still! Hahah! Well, some of them did, but as you can see, her little row of babes isn't exactly perfect!
The first three are probably going to have red eyes, and the other six will definitely have black eyes. Look at how long their tails have gotten! When they were first born, their tails were exactly as long as their back legs.
Awwww... what a total sweet-heart! Daddy liked this picture because of the detail involved... the babe has its little mouth open, and Dad thought that was just adorable! |