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September 17, 1999
As you can plainly see, I didn't have my babies today. Dad took this picture at the beginning of today's photo session, and I came out of my house to see what all the ruckus was about. Mom had me in a smaller coffee can, but she said I didn't fit in it anymore - she says I'm as big as a cat - so she gave me this huge can instead. She doesn't know why I prefer coffee-cans over boxes - stupid woman - I love the smell of coffee!
Mom took off work yesterday thinking I might have my babies. But today she couldn't skip work so she brought me with her. Man, I don't see how she can sit in that boring office all day! The high point of the day was seeing Daddy, I really like him! Daddy put me in a box full of fluffy spongy things and it was really neat running around all through them, underneath and on top of them. Dad really got a kick out of watching me in there! Oh! Then I found out that some of them were made out of food, and I could eat them! Well, then Mom decided that wasn't such a good idea, so it was play Who-Can-Find-The-Puffed-Rice-Moon-peanut first, and I usually won! But then she'd hear me eating it and take it away from me. Drats. Mom thinks I'm going to have my babies this weekend... should I tell her? Naw... let her live in suspense!!! |